Too much of a good thing.

I used to enjoy the Food Network . Too much of anything can lead a person to go crazy(actually thats a big fat lie but sounds good for this post because we all know I can watch TV for days..ok hours ). Its like my friend Ilse says "anything in excess is bad" or something that resembles that. My boyfriend is OBSESSED with watching anything on the FOOD NETWORK. I am slowly plotting the demise of TFN. Should I call their headquarters with a bomb threat(jk in case anyone takes me seriously)? Should I stand in front of the TV in my underwear? Would he even notice that? I mean I know I have my share of TV boyfriends but he sure does love that Rachael Ray.

How interesting can olive oil and chicken really be?