Call Dwight

Dwight has changed his message on his cell phone again. This time it contains a plot spoiler for an upcoming episode but no worries the spoiler is nothing earth shattering. However, if you are absolutely positively a spoilerphobe don't call.

An Important Message from Dwight K. Schrute
Call this number for an important message from Dwight:

1-800-984-3672

For those who got a busy tone and don't want to call again this is the transcript of what it says. trust me though call again its worth it for the smile it puts on your face.

“You have reached Dwight K. Schrute - Commander of the Lackawanna County Anti-Flashing Task Force and Assistant Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin. If you have any information leading to the capture and/or castration of this pervert, press 1.

If this is the flasher, let’s talk. You need a friend right now and I can help you. Just tell me where you want to meet and I promise to help you with whatever it is that you need. Thank you and have a nice day.

Oh, and if you are inquiring about any of our paper products and would like a catalog, please press 2.

Finally, if anyone–not the flasher–is interested in a kick-ass 1985 maroon Firebird, I could be persuaded to sell mine. Please press 1 for that, too.”




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