Because This Made Me Laugh: Zac Ephron Edition

You don't have to lie to kick it! Either Zac Ephron is gay and is using these girls as his beards or ....... yeah, I couldn't come up with anything else. Here he is smooching with his Hairspray co-star Nikki Blonsky at Canadian TV's Much Music promoting his new movie. After his little 'makeout' with his co-star he said “I’m in so much trouble" referring to his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens.

I'm too old for this crap, but it's entertaining.

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Keeping with the Disney Theme

Zac Ephron from High School Musical and Hairspray needs to back away from the makeup and self tanner. Eek!
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Let It Breathe, Shia

Don't get me wrong, I love Shia Labeouf; but let the Jew fro free!! Why does he insist on slicking his hair back like a sleazy pimp? He looks like he belongs in the Gotti family or like one of Tony Sopranos thug nephews. Either way, he is still the hottest thing to come out of Disney! Take that Britney! My friend Dee and I have both been looking forward to July 3rd because both of our boyfriends (Shia and John Krasinski) have movies opening that day. I get the feeling that her "boyfriend" is going to make more money at the box office. Just a hunch.

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I know I'm old for this shit but Disney gets me everytime

I was on one of my favorite sites and they had pictures of BEANS from Even Stevens! All I can say is OH.MY.GOD. Poor unfortunate one didn't grow up to be a handsome young man like our beloved Shia. Actually I'm wondering if he is "special" because that would be fucked up of me to talk crap about how ugly he is. Oh well. Moving on.


Now I KNOW I'm too old for High School Musical shit and let me tell you I haven't watched it but bitches at ONTD are obsessed with Disney and I have a 10 year old niece who has Disney on rotation 24 hours a day. Is it just me or is that Zac Efron kid everywhere these days. Disney would NOT approve of this kind of behavior from their actors. I always thought he was gay so maybe this is a cover up because he desperately wants to be straight? The dude has a hot body though. Before you all start calling me a Pedo I have to say that Efron is the same age as my boyfriend so suck it. Wait does that still make me a pedo? I will never post anything about Disney again.....minus Shia oh and Boy Meets World.

GO SHIA!!

Everyone knows that I have a really weird obsession with seeing Disney kids succeed. I don't know what it is but I relish the fact that Shia LaBeouf beat out Halle Berry and Bruce Willis in the box office this weekend. I saw Disturbia with a friend who has had a crush on him since his Even Steven days and it was so much fun! When I got home I checked some of my favorite blogs and it seemed to be Shia day over at ONTD those biatches seem to be really obsessed with him at least for the moment. There is an interesting article about Shia's childhood- here is an excerpt:
It sounds like a fun childhood, but it was anything but fun. His parents eventually divorced, but not before young Shia was subjected to verbal and mental abuse by a heroin-addicted father who once pointed a gun at his son. The father also gave his son marijuana to smoke when he was 10. His mother raised him on meager earnings, and they were forced to live in a tough neighborhood of Los Angeles. : The article can be found HERE other interesting articles about his start can be found HERE and HERE.
Mr.LaBeouf was also on SNL this weekend. For those who missed it here are some clips.



The next clip can be explained by watching The OC clip first then the spoof from SNL.
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There is something wrong with me

Why Can't I just let go of the 90s? The peeps at ONTD are totally obsessed with the kids from Disney too! It's funny because last night Dee and I were talking about the Disney kids and how fast it seems like they have grown up. Dee has a total crush on Shia Labeouf from Even Stevens which I totally give her shit for because I remember him as this little annoying kid. Look at him now though....can you blame her? He isnt as young as I remember him I found out today that little Louis Stevens is 20 years old! Not bad! He is really growing into himself! He also just got accepted to Yale University! Go Shia!


Back to Boy Meets World. Here are some pictures of Cory Matthews aka Ben Savage at Stanford University. I'm so glad all of these kids decided to go to school instead of turning to the seedy world of pornography! I take that back Shia is finding jobs with the quickness its the BMW kids I worry about. Pictures are via facebook.



Do you guys remember Cory's Girlfriend Topanga?Here is a picture of her working as a correspondent on the TYRA show!


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Hes not doing porn

OK so I recently wrote a POST wondering what had happened to all the BOY MEETS WORLD kids. I speculated that Ben Savage aka "Cory" was probably doing porn or something because I hadn't seen or heard anything about him since his days at Disney. I'm so happy that my little joke of a spec was wrong!!

Ben Savage (Boy Meets World) is set as Todd in the untitled Sachs/Judah pilot, which revolves around co-workers at a top law firm. Savage will play a new attorney at the firm. The cast also includes Scott Wolf, Ashley Williams and Ayda Field.

I really hope this gets picked up because god know little Cory Mathew's needs a job.

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The return of Shawn Hunter...again

Remember Shawn? Well do. I love ( present tense) Boy Meets World. Every time there is a rerun on ABC Family I make sure to watch it. I chalk that up to nostalgia but that aside I really do like it. Do you ever wonder what happened to those guys? What is Topanga up to? Did she get super fat like I anticipated she would because you girlfriend was a little on the chunky side. What about Cory? Is he doing adult movies now because he couldn't find any acting job? I'm sure if I tried hard enough I could find this info out but I don't so I will ponder about it instead. Oh back to Shawn ( I guess I should say Rider). He is going to be in Cabin Fever 2. I remember I went to go see the first one ( I know barf right) and I practically fell out of my seat because Shawn Hunter was on the screen all grown up and shit. To my surprise there is going to be sequel.



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"Reports of Rider Strong's death in the horror film "Cabin Fever" have been exaggerated. Strong's character, Paul, is alive and well and living in fear of his life in the sequel, "Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever."
"Strong is perhaps best known for his role on the ABC series "Boy Meets World," while West's directing credits include "The Roost" and the upcoming "Trigger Man".
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Now if I could only find out what happened to the cast of STEP BY STEP?