Bear Drinks Urine

Yeah, I don't know what to say. Man Vs. Wild doesn't play around.

Even Stevens Marathon!!

Set your DVRs people! There is going to be an Even Stevens marathon this Saturday at 2pm on the Disney Channel. I'm guessing that you all think I'm about 10-11 years old but rest assured I'm just nostalgic and shameless. Looking at this picture of Shia really makes me feel old. My friend Dee is such a pedophile for thinking he was hot when we were in high school...look at him! He looks like a baby, I'm just kidding I think he took longer to develop than most(he is only two years younger than us).
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Man Vs Wild

I feel like a lazy bastard when I watch Man Vs. Wild. I'm a pretty picky eater, and claim that I am starving when I haven't eaten for like four hours. How the hell does Bear Grylls (not his real name) do it? Man Vs. Wild is a survival show on the Discovery channel. The man eats anything and everything to keep himself alive. I recently saw him on Oprah, and gosh darn it, if Oprah endorses him than I'm game! The funny thing is that I have always heard how Oprah has this immense amount of influence on people and popular culture today; I am now officially one of those people. Yikes.

Yes, That video is not fake. Poop!
Not only is Mr. Grylls Christian Bales sexier, manlier, long lost cousin;he's enthusiastic and quite a personality. He kind of reminds me of a subdued Steve Irwin.
My only complaint with Man Vs. Wild is that every so often I am taken out of the show because I'm wondering:

A)Does the cameraman starve himself along with Bear or is he eating beef jerky and drinking Gatorade while poor Bear Grylls eats maggots?

B)Does the cameraman carry a sleeping bag and a temper-pedic pillow, while Bear sleeps on rocks?

C)Did Bear really drink his own pee or was that lemonade flavored Crystal Light?

Either way, the show rocks my world. Check it out. MAN VS. WILD