Portia Is No Longer Unemployed

For some reason reading this snippet of information reminded me of the episode of Arrested Development where Lindsey gets a job offer (hair commercial) so she goes shopping and sleeps through her first day (thus, spending money she doesn't have). God, I miss Arrested Development. Anyway, Portia De Rossi is coming back to our small screens. Unfortunately it's not in anything nearly as good as AD. From Entertainment Weekly:

Portia will be one of many guest stars to appear on the new season of "Nip/Tuck". She will play the mother of an emo teen, "She's witty and confident and she's gay, which is really exciting." says Portia of her character.

I used to LOVE Nip/Tuck but after last season I couldn't bear to waste my time with that trash. Yeah, I turn on you quickly. And since when did middle aged journalists (I'm assuming) start describing teens as emo? Good for Portia though, at least now she can buy Ellen a gift and take pride in paying for it herself. I just had a vision of being a kid and buying my parents gifts that were from "me" but really wondering how they could possibly be from "me" if they paid for it. I was a strange kid. SOURCE

WORST FINALE EVER....

Grey's Anatomy was a joke. There was absolutely no development in the plot or with any of the characters. I seriously don't know what to say other than it sucked and I wont miss it this summer. Screw it I'm glad The Office is taking over the 9o'clock time slot because frankly I wont be watching it live ever again. Dramatic much? Yes but come on the only moment that pulled on my heart strings was the last scene with Cristina but other than that ALL of the characters got on my last freaking nerve. What is wrong with all of them? I think it was officially the worst finale of the night and I still haven't watched the other three I need to get to.

Fox Sucks.

The only thing I like on fox is Family Guy and Prison Break everything else can suck it. God I'm in a bad mood because of VM so I will try to get over it. Let's see here is the crappy fall line up for the FOX network. 24 will begin in January 08.

FOX PRIMETIME SCHEDULE: FALL 2007
(All Times ET/PT)
New shows in BOLD

MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM PRISON BREAK
9:00-10:00 PM K-VILLE

TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM NEW AMSTERDAM
9:00-10:00 PM HOUSE

WEDNESDAY
8:00-8:30 PM BACK TO YOU
8:30-9:00 PM ’TIL DEATH
9:00-10:00 PM BONES

THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?
9:00-10:00 PM KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN
BAND (working title)
9:00-10:00 PM NASHVILLE (working title)

SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM COPS
8:30-9:00 PM COPS
9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA’S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS
BACK
11:00 PM-MIDNIGHT MADtv
MIDNIGHT-12:30 AM TALK SHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN

SUNDAY
7:00-8:00 PM THE OT (NFL post-game)
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM KING OF THE HILL
9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY
9:30-10:00 PM AMERICAN DAD

It would have been funny if her leg would have popped off

I don't watch Dancing With The Stars but I did watch this circulate around the net this morning and I figured I would join in. Heather Mills fell on her ass during last nights episode. I think it would have been way funnier if her leg would have popped off don't you think? I'm evil but come on people who doesn't enjoy watching people fall....they have full segments of people falling on Funniest home videos?

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Words cannot describe....

Paris Hilton is a skankass hoe who wants to sue blogs for posting a funny cartoon that makes fun of her and an emaciated Nicole Richie. I bow down to the artists because her likeness is uncanny. Bitch thinks we live in a communist country or some shit because it is ridiculous to sue someone for artistic expression. If she is worried about her name getting slandered or whatever she needs to wake up and realize it's a little late for that. Hoe.


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Do people still watch the trash that is THE SIMPLE LIFE?

Picture of her wonk eye found HERE

Oh man this is going to be a disaster!

The Real World Las Vegas cast will reunite for three weeks and live in the Palms suite beginning later this month


In a surprising move by Bunim-Murray Productions, the cast of The Real World: Las Vegas will be reunited to film a reunion series that will last six episodes. MM Agency reports that Alton, Arissa, Brynn, Frank, Irulan, Steven and Trishelle have all been contracted to reunite to live for three weeks in the very same suite that they lived in five years ago. Last week, the Las Vegas Review Journal reported that production and the Palms were in negotiations to return the seven to their former digs.

For clarification purposes, this is not considered to be the 19th or 20th season of The Real World. The 19th season of the Real World is scheduled to be set in Sydney, while the 20th season is currently in its initial casting phases. Perhaps, this may be an entirely different series, as BMP was attempting to reunite the Austin cast before the Las Vegas cast ultimately became free.

Filming begins Monday, April 14 in the Palms Hotel/Casino on the 28th floor. This cast is known for changing the face of the Real World. Their antics on the show caused the show to gain a reputation for hard partying and quite a few irresponsible situations (IE. pregnancy scare, fork-throwing incident). It should be interesting as the dynamics between the cast has changed dramatically since they left the Palms five years ago.

To read the rest of the article go HERE

I'm sure the producers decided to do this again with the same people involved because they know that Vegas only spells trouble with these retards from the Real World. I haven't watched TRW in a while but I will tune in to this car crash!

Jesus totally wanted this to happen

You know Jesus was totally rooting for this show to get cancelled. He/she was probably sick of the cheesy ass shiat that went on with that show.

E!Kristin:
Folks, I just heard that after an astonishing 11 seasons, the Camdens are leaving us: 7th Heaven has been canceled by the CW.

No official comment yet, but I'm told that the producers, cast and crew were informed by the network today. It's a done deal.

It was 7th Heaven that first introduced us to stars like Jessica Biel and What About Brian's Barry Watson, and the family-friendly show was by far the biggest ratings getter on the late, great WB network.

Reverend Camden, Lucy, our televisions won't the same without you—but Happy the dog, I think I'll miss you most of all!
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Whatever I really hope Kristin is being a fake ass saying that our TVs wont be the same without them you know she was right there with Jesus wanting that show to get canceled.

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This is a sick joke right?

Theres a rumor going around that Zachary Quinto aka "Sylar" from Heroes and the fug that is Rumor Willis are dating!! WTF? He's 30 and she's 18 and did I mention she's FUG. Yeah and before you talk shit on him thats just a bad picture (me in denial).

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Gag Me

It's just one of those days where you are forced to do things that you really don't want to do (like a tissue gas report)! I was in agony all day over my impending deadline (for my paper). Once I was done I decided to take a much needed break. I stumbled upon this video and curiosity definitely killed the cat! If you want to see what I'm talking about click on the youtube vid. Yes, I'm making you suffer through this too.


That freaking kiss was built up to the sky during press for that piece of shit show DIRT. Monica and Rachel really need to get over their middle aged selves and enjoy the tons of cash they made on FRIENDS. They are one trick ponies. The End.

why are people such idiots?

Why is it that the american public will watch shit like "The Next PussyCat Doll" and not watch Veronica Mars or Gilmore Girls. I really hope none of you are watching that shit (pussycat barf) because I for one am boycotting it!

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Don't make fun of me.... they are my gulity pleasure!

I love thought provoking TV but every once in a while I give into shit like this. I know it might be hard to believe that the same girl that loves Battlestar Galactica and Lost watches the mind numbing show called Girls Next Door. I'm not going to pretend like I'm above watching it though. Hell every time I'm flipping the channels and it's on I watch eagerly to see what stupid thing they do next. Its great!
Hugh Hefner's 81st Birthday Party

I used to not be able to tell them apart but after watching a few episodes I quickly labeled them. There is Kendra "The ghetto dumb one", Brigette "the nice smart one" and Holly "the delusional queen bee". I wonder how much longer Hefner has until he kicks the bucket? I give him 7 more years....yeah that sounds about right

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Too much of a good thing.

I used to enjoy the Food Network . Too much of anything can lead a person to go crazy(actually thats a big fat lie but sounds good for this post because we all know I can watch TV for days..ok hours ). Its like my friend Ilse says "anything in excess is bad" or something that resembles that. My boyfriend is OBSESSED with watching anything on the FOOD NETWORK. I am slowly plotting the demise of TFN. Should I call their headquarters with a bomb threat(jk in case anyone takes me seriously)? Should I stand in front of the TV in my underwear? Would he even notice that? I mean I know I have my share of TV boyfriends but he sure does love that Rachael Ray.

How interesting can olive oil and chicken really be?